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For those who care: express your views with humor. Be noticed, be a part of the solution, not the problem. We create designs for t-shirts, sportswear, buttons, magnets, and stickers that express how you feel in a way that is sharp, direct, to the point, but also, funny, satirical, ironic, and, we hope, memorable. All of these designs are available on products you can order, and clicking the image will take you to the cafepress.com page where you can see how the message looks on each of the items for sale. New designs all the time, so check back often!

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Shame for Copenhagen Once a century, we make a blunder so colossal it dwarfs all. Copenhagen is something we will pay for for gnerations, if we survive. The earth in a the shape of a tear behind. Available on t-shirts
Shame for Copenhagen. Same as previous, but no tear shaped earth. This one works on black t-shirts.
We can have these made on other items, if requested. Please send requests and suggestions to
Why are we in Iraq? Something to do with oil, possibly? Or with a certain president?
Why are we in Iraq? Might it have something to do with oil? Or perhaps the agenda of a certain president? Support our troops - bring them home. Sadly, this is our best seller. T-shirts, button, stickers, etc.
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Juan Cole
SeeingThe Forest
Dog Lovers
ReachNYC
New York Party Planner

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Shame on Copenhagen
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SHAME about Earth
SHAME about Earth. Oh Well. Onward. Copenhagen is just a steppingstone in a lifetime of international junkets. Meanwhile, the Earth is wilting. Available on t shirts and bags.
Thinks Glenn Beck is a Microbrew
Thinks Glenn Beck is a Microbrew. (We're being kind.) For those who simply don't get it. An ideal gift for any occasion, sane or not. Available on t-shirts.
Thinks Tiger Woods is a housing development
Thinks Tiger Woods is a housing development. (Isn't it?) For those who simply don't get it. An ideal gift for any occasion, sane or not. Available on t-shirts
Thinks the G20 is a Pontiac
Thinks The G20 is a Pontiac (What's a Pontiac, Daddy?) For those who simply don't get it. An ideal gift for any occasion, sane or not. Available on t-shirts.
Firmly Against Teaching the Theory of Gravity
Firmly Against Teaching the Theory of Gravity.  For those who simply don't get it. An ideal gift for any occasion, sane or not. Available on t-shirts.
Thinks Jersey Shore is a nightclub act
Thinks Jersey Shore is a Nightclub Act. (If only!)  For those who simply don't get it. An ideal gift for any occasion, sane or not. Available on t-shirts.
Thinks gorgonzola is a Giant Japanese Lizard
Thinks Gorgonzola is a Giant Japanese Lizard.  For those who simply don't get it. An ideal gift for any occasion, sane or not. Available on t-shirts.
Caution: Took driving lessons from Tiger Woods
CAUTION: Took driving lessons from Tiger Woods.  What kind of driving is not specified. Available on t-shirts and caps..
YIELD: Took driving lessons from Tiger Woods.  The bumper sticker version.
Yield: Took driving lessons from Tiger Woods