Earth 2 U T-shirts

For those who care: express your views with humor. Be noticed, be a part of the solution, not the problem. We create designs for t-shirts, sportswear, buttons, magnets, and stickers that express how you feel in a way that is sharp, direct, to the point, but also, funny, satirical, ironic, and, we hope, memorable. All of these designs are available on products you can order, and clicking the image will take you to the cafepress.com page where you can see how the message looks on each of the items for sale. New designs all the time, so check back often!

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Close Guantanamo NOW. Sadly, this world-class embarrassment has still not been relegated to history. Available on t-shirts.

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Productivity: 25% of the pollution with only 5% of the populations. That's American efficiency and knowhow on display for everyone to suffer.. Strive to be the No.1 in everything you do. Available on t-shirts.

We are all guests here. Kindly leave things the way you found them. A message from Earth 2 U. Available on t-shirts.

Another great year in the God business. Business is booming for religions of all kinds. They've become very big business. Available on caps, t-shirts, magnets..

Can you hear me ... NOW? Seems the message has yet to penetrate. Available on t-shirts.

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We can have these made on other items, if requested. Please send requests and suggestions to

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Messages with attitude

And fine design.

Thinks W was better. Longing for the good ole days when George W Bush ran the country. Now there was a president! Available on t-shirts.

To continue in English press 1. The universal symbol of what has become of this country, for better or for worse. Available on t-shirts.